TEACHER'S PET It is a teacher's last day, and all the students want to show their appreciation for her by giving her a present. The chocolatier's son brings her a box of fine gourmet truffles, the florist's daughter brings her a bouquet of flowers, and the liquor store owners son comes in with a heavy box. The teacher notices it's leaking on one side, and takes a drop of the liquid and tastes it. "Champagne?" The boy says no. "Brandy?" Again he says no. Finally, the teacher says, "I give up, what did you get me? " And the liquor store owner's son says "A puppy!"