Swimmin'

A millionaire threw a party and during it he announces to his guests that down in the pool are two great white sharks. "I will give anything of mine to the person who dares to swim across that pool."

Amidst a few mutterings, the party continues until there is a splash from the pool and all the guests dash over to to see what has happened.

In the pool is a man, built like a gladiator, and he is swimming as hard as he can.

Sure enough, the predators fins rise out of the water and their jaws begin snapping, but this guy just keeps on going. As he nears the end, the shark are on top of him baiting for blood, but he keeps just ahead of them. With the roar of the watching crowd urging him on, and a final Herculean effort, the man reaches the end and hoists himself out of the pool.

Gasping for air, he turns to take the adulation from those spectating, of his magnificent feat.

The millionaire grabs the microphone " Sir you are indeed brave, a man with the heart of a lion, and I, I am a man of my word. As promised you may have anything you desire; my Porsche, my house, my wife. Absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So what will it be?'

To which the guy replies, "Well, why don't we start with the name of the lunatic who pushed me in!"