A Phonecall

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone sitting on one of the benches rings. One of the men pick it up and the following conversation ensues:

Hello?

Honey, it's me.

Sugar!

Are you at the club?

Yes.

Great! I am at the mall, two blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat.....it is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?

What's the price?

Only $1,500.00

Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much....

Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001models.

I saw one that I really liked. I spoke to the salesman and he gave me a really sharp price... and since we need to upgrade from the BMW that we bought last year....

What price did he quote you?

Only $60,000

OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

Great!...before we hang up, there is something else.

What?

It might sound like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw that house we looked at last year.....it's on sale!!! Remember? The one with the pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property...

What's the asking price?

Only $450,000....a magnificent price and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover....

Well then go ahead and buy it, but put in an offer of $420,000, ok?

OK Sweetie....thanks! See you later. I love you.

Bye...I do too...

The man hangs up, closes the phone flap and raises his hand while saying...

...does anyone have any idea who this phone belongs to?!!