- If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters away from a kick in the ass.
- Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
- The more crap that you put up with, the more crap you're going to get.
- You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
- Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will
happen to you the rest of the day.
- When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never
talking about themselves.
- Never delay the end of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
- To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.
- Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work s/he is
supposed to be doing.
- Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the
mail.
- If you're good, you'll be assigned all the work. If you're really good,
you will get out of it.
- You're always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
- People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
- If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
- The authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of
pens that person is carrying.
- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
- Following the rules will not get the job done.
- Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
- When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more readily by reducing it to the question
"How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
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