SHALLOW THOUGHTS

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If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. -George Carlin

Generally, a man has two reasons for doing something.

One that sounds good, and a real one.

If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins.

Education is what you get from reading the small print; experience is what you get from not reading it.

Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate.

My karma ran over your dogma.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If ignorance is bliss, I guess that would explain why I'm so miserable!

"Just say no!" prevents teenage pregnancy the way

"Have a nice day." cures chronic depression.

In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.

We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different.

The babbling brook would lose its song if you removed the rocks.

A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the second half of his life.

Pain and suffering is inevitable but misery is optional.