The new brothel

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George meets his best friend Michael in the street and is very

excited. Asked why, George tells Michael that he has heard of

a brilliant new brothel.

"Why is it brilliant?" asks Michael.

George says, "Well you go in there at 9am, have all the sex you

can handle until 12:30, stop for a 3 course lunch, and have all

the sex you can cope with until 4.30pm. Then you have chocolate

cake and coffee and just as you leave they give you $500 in your

hand!"

"WHAT!" says Michael. "Where is this place?"

George says "I don't know, but I'll ask my wife tonight when she

comes home."