Beckham

Einstien dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him; "You dont look like Einstein,
but you"ve no idea the lengths to which some people will go to sneak into heaven.
Can you prove who you are?
Einstien asks; "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk appear.
Einstien then explains, using mathematical symbols, his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is impressed.
"You really are Einstien; he says. You may enter heaven.,
The next to arrive is picasso.
Saint Peter asks for credentials.
"Mind if I use the blackboard and chalk?" asks Picasso.
"Go ahead," replies Saint Peter.
Picasso erases Einstien"s equations and quickly sketches a truly stunning mural.
"Surely, you are the great artist you claim to be ," exclaims Saint Peter. " Come on in."
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees David Beckham. Saint Peter scratches his head and says;
"Einstien and Picasso both managed to prove thier identity.
How can you prove yours?"Beckham looks bewildered, then asks; Who are Einstien and Picasso?"
"Come on in, David."