"Recycle"A German man is having breakfast one morning;coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an Englishman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The German ignores the Englishman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation: English:
"You German folk eat the whole bread??" English:
(after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. The
Englishman has a smirk on his face and the German listens in The
Englishman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" English: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In
England we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the The
German then asks: "Do you have sex in England?" German: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" English: "We throw them away, of course." German:
"We don't. InGermany, we put them in a container, |