A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding
night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man,
tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on."
She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I
can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said
the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the
pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and
said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only
get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into
your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's
going to be until you change your attitude."
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