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- The first
is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep
doing it until you're blue in the face.
- The second
is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have
sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
- The third
kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so
you gotta do it in the bedroom.
- The fourth
kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway
and say, "Fuck you!"
- There
is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced
and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom!
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